A Patriots’ Bucket List for Terminating Failed Obama Presidency

Over the past eight years. at times it seemed as though Barack Obama’s tyranny-dictatorship would never end. But, alas, thanks to a merciful and compassionate creator, in just a few weeks, America’s eight years of blight at the hands of the worst president in US history will finally come to an end.

Shortly after noon on January 20, 2017, Americans will unite in gratitude as the dictatorial tyranny imposed by Obama, made all the more offensive by his arrogant loathing of the US Constitution, the rule of law, and by his bitter, racist hatred for American history, values, and culture, will be forced out of the Oval Office and off the federal payroll.

On that monumental and magnificent day, Obama will be forced to surrender his undeserved position as the most powerful man in the world, and will presumably return to the violent, bloody streets of Chicago to resume his jihad against America, the American people, and the American way.

However, before Barack Obama is consigned to the back alleys of Chicago and the trash bin of history, his ruthless legacy must be indelibly drilled into the consciousness of all Americans as a stark reminder of what civilized people must never do again.

drain the swamp.Thus, the following PATRIOTS’ BUCKET LIST of political, social, and economic objectives must be achieved before Barack Obama escapes … these actions must be completed before noon, January 20, 2017:

  1. ObamaCare must be expunged in total and recorded as a complete failure, perpetrated by Marxist racketeers who destroyed the world’s most successful health-care system in order to troll for political power;
  2. Congress must definitively declare all-out war against Islamic and terrorist extremism, and declare that radical Islam is the primary and most dangerous US enemy in history;
  3. Obama’s nuclear deal with Iran must be permanently rendered null and void;
  4. All Executive Orders issued by Barack Obama must be revoked by newly installed President Donald Trump immediately upon taking possession of the Oval Office.
  5. Deportations of illegal aliens must resume immediately and continue at a pace which will effect the removal of all illegals from America by not later than July 4th, 2019.
  6. Ground-breaking ceremonies for construction of the border Wall between Mexico and the US must be held by not later than January 25, 2017. President Trump must document how funds for the Wall will be garnered from Mexico.
  7. GITMO must be recovered, revitalized, and reestablished as a viable, funded resource for lifetime detention and interrogation of anti-American terrorists and advocates, sans the Koran, prayer blankets, and other Islamic symbols of death allowed under the closeted Muslim dictatorship of Barack Obama;
  8. Voter ID laws must be implemented in all US states and territories;
  9. A declaration of fact and policy should be issued in which the EPA, State Department, Pentagon, and White House affirm that global warming and climate change are epic progressive scams without scientific merit, and which exist solely for enriching liberal politicians (like Al Gore) and falsely impugning the exceptional accomplishments of US capitalism;

Obviously, this is not an exhaustive list of changes that must be made to make America Great Again. Rather this list documents the actions with the highest priority in the movement to Make America Great Again!

Let’s support our new president in his battle to drain the swamp!

John Lillpop
John Lillpop is a recovering liberal. It was 1992 when he last voted for a Democrat. That is when he woke up to the democrats and progressives. Pray for John, because he lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people think Nancy Pelosi is actually normal.