“Tarmac Diplomacy” to the Rescue?

Bill Clinton, 2nd most prolific congenital liar in the Clinton household, has apparently pulled a rabbit out of a hat and, in doing so, rescued his beloved damsel in distress, the unlovable and elusive Hillary Clinton, from the clutches of the Department of Justice.

Although no video, email transcript, or other tangible evidence exists, rumor has it that Bubba saved Hillary’s backside by whispering the following to AG Loretta Lynch while invading her plane on the Tarmac in Phoenix:

“Just to be clear, ‘retta, Hillary and I have in our possession a treasure cove of first-person information concerning Barack Obama’s actions on the night of September 11, 2012, when that awful terrorist attack took place in Benghazi. Our data includes verbatim “stand down” orders and other details that could prove quite embarrassing – or worse – to the Obama legacy and even his marriage. Please let the president know that we have preserved the data, but will gladly destroy all when Hillary is cleared!”

Mind you, irreparable potential harm has been done to the security and safety of 330 million Americans, but the urgent PC need for a female in the Oval Office (apart from promiscuous interns!) is still within the realm of possibility this year.

tarmac diplomacy.
tarmac diplomacy.

With $44 million in the bank with which to vanquish Donald Trump, and the unlimited services of a president obsessed with preserving his tattered legacy, Hillary will be difficult to defeat in November.

However, there is a “wild card” in the mix that could yet save America. That being Russian boss Vladimir Putin who reportedly has e-mails that were hacked from Hillary’s corrupted server and which may be sufficiently damning to bring the Dump Hillary movement back to life!

For the right amount of rubles and ample barrels of Vodka, the Russian dictator might be persuaded to release those e-mails to FOX NEWS, or other reliable media outlet not on the Clinton 2016 payroll. A bombshell of enormous magnitude could result … even a classic Slick Willie campaign of “Tarmac Diplomacy” might not save Hillary’s tired old body!

Would it be impolitic to use a Communist bloke to bring down a Communist feminist running for US president?

Probably not, but what the hey … it might work!

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