Miv Evans

I'm not sure what the Chinese think of the fact that the average American is happy to bare his soul to any passing film crew, but I'm sure it's not complimentary.

We're given a decadent display of human weakness and self-indulgence, and left in no doubt that, to have that much fun, it really is worth risking everything.

Trying to fool the audience is always a dangerous game to play and there's no doubt the Jimmy Choo crowd can pick up whiffs of treachery and Ralph Lauren Eau de Parfum with equal accuracy.

None of the other characters question MacGruber's credibity and, instead of creating their own world, they make themselves cartoonish and as unbelievable as him.

Ridley Scott has come up with a politically charged version that not only romanticizes Robin Hood's story, but also mocks the British monarchy and bashes the French at the same time. How smart is that?

After watching this film for ten minutes I started to wonder how Shakespeare would feel about an inept scribe taking his Juliet's name and screwing up the dialogue. I bet he'd be furious.

John Rabe kept diaries during the 27 years he spent in China as an employee of Siemens. His scribblings detail the minutiae of his life and relationships with the city and the people with whom he became deeply entrenched.

If the studio couldn't come up with some kind of twist, why didn't they just give Freddy a girlfriend? A lot of women find crazy guys attractive and he is nice and tall and as Rocky did all right with women even with his face bashed in then why no

Michael Caine is commanding and convincing and watching him in Dirty Harry mode when wheezing from emphysema is quite an experience. You really shouldn't miss a minute.

A comic book set in World War 11, five tough guys, a circa 2010 Catwoman, a Bolivian jungle, child drug mules, a CIA betrayal, a snuke (yes, that's now a word) and a villain who wears one glove, are the elements in this film.

We hold our breath when a soldier steps away from safety to get a better shot at taking Mr Jihad's head off.

It's a tale of desire, deceit, betrayal, violence and revenge. In other words, it's a story about what happens when you have sex with someone else's wife.

The Good is Do-Won (Bounty Hunter, a Korean Dirty Harry), The Bad is Chang-yi (Head Honcho, raving psycho) and The Weird is Tae-Goo (petty thief, murders if necessary). These three Korean exiles duke it out in a Chinese desert and if this all sound

A middle aged novelist and a 17 year old girl compare notes on their imaginary friends.

This animated fantasy is set on the island of Berk, the residents are Scottish Vikings and our hero is one Hiccup Horrendous Haddocks III, the weakling teenage son of the strapping tribal chief.

The mysteries of plot and character are finally revealed with the high drama of a game of Cluedo but it's a matter of far too much, much too late....

Clash of the Titans is described as an action, adventure, drama, fantasy, and is set at the time when gods ruled from Mount Olympus and myths and legends were created.

One thing that is consistent throughout is Tracy's delivery of his lines - he shouts each word as loud as he possibly can which wears on the audience and must have been murder in rehearsals.

This story is about the bonding of a cynical, mean-spirited old man and a sweet, generous youth who impact so much on each others' emotions that they both finally become whole.

Precious is a 16 year old girl who has been terribly abused all her life but who is still positive that one day soon her prince, and all that goes with it, will come.