Trump’s Non-Negotiable Constitutional Duty to Lock Up HRC!

To those who have followed the criminal dossier of lies, corruption, and abuse accumulated by Hillary Clinton over the past 30 years or so, Donald Trump’s promise to prosecute the Hilldabeast was one of the more alluring attractions of his presidential bid!

Just the thought of Hillary attired in an orange pantsuit, shackled in handcuffs and foot chains, her mouth stuffed with old rags to silence her lying mouth whilst being carted off to prison can bring unspeakable joy to any respectable right-wing nutball.

The more fervent may even break out in cold sweats at the very sight of Hillary finally getting her just rewards.

Aside from providing a basket of delectable chortling thrills, public display of Hillary in the throes of federal custody will also serve a pragmatic purpose: It will steer young Americans away from the arrogant notion that elitist Americans – the rich and powerful – can use guile or sexual plumbing to willfully violate the law at will, with impunity.

lock her up bumper sticker.
Lock her up bumper sticker.

Therefore, Donald Trump has an absolute, non-negotiable social and constitutional obligation to prosecute Hillary to the fullest extent of the law.

In sum, our American way of life demands that Hillary Clinton be sent unmistakable messages:


  1. No one is above the law, and
  2. American justice applies the same to all, without regard to race, gender, political influence or wealth!

Go ahead, Donald, LOCK HER UP!

Do it in the sacred name of equal justice under the law!

John Lillpop
John Lillpop is a recovering liberal. It was 1992 when he last voted for a Democrat. That is when he woke up to the democrats and progressives. Pray for John, because he lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people think Nancy Pelosi is actually normal.