Ten Questions for California Voters Planning to Go to The Polls Nov 2nd

By Chic Hollis – Philosophical Musings

There are no trick questions to this simple quiz about local politics if you can read English. Send your answers to your favorite PAC with a donation. (Remember, a true or false answer is not acceptable!)

1.) If the compassionate conservatives are the winners in an election, who are the losers?

a) the Blacks

b) the Jews

c) the Hispanics

d) all of the above

2.) If the Green Party is victorious, who are the losers?

a) the Republicans

b) the Democrats

c) the illegal immigrants

d) all of the above

3.) If the Bay Area liberals are the winners, who are the losers?

a) the abortion doctor assassins

b) the clergy who refuse to perform marriage of same-sex couples

c) the Christian Bible thumpers

d) all of the above

4.) If a female chauvinist candidate is the victor, who are the losers?

a) the Muslims

b) the Catholics

c) the Rednecks

d) all of the above

5.) If a male chauvinist candidate is the winner, who are the losers?

a) the white women

b) the black women

c) the rest of the rainbow of women

d) all of the above

6.) If Meg Whitman is victorious, who are the losers?

a) the California taxpayers

b) the California employee pension holders

c) the California bondholders

d) all of the above

7.) If Jerry Brown is victorious, who are the losers?

a) the California taxpayers

b) the California employee pension holders

c) the California bondholders

d) all of the above

8.) If the UN ever became dominant in international affairs, who would be the losers?

a) the Americans

b) the Eurasians

c) the Africans

d) the Australians

e) the Penguins of Antarctica

f) all of the above

9.) If the spoiled children of America (not your kids of course) were the winners, who would be the losers?

a) their parents

b) their teachers

c) anyone over 21 years of age

d) all of the above

10.) If you happened to post the best score on this quiz, what should become of the losers?

a) they should change their political party affiliation

b) they should lose their access to the unreliable Internet

c) they should resign from the human race

d) all of the above

This quiz was prepared by the “no adult left behind” coalition with assistance from the “Independent”.

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