Transportation Security Administration’s Coke Joke Not Funny

A document was released today under the Freedom of Information Act and obtained by Subnormal Magazine, detailing a TSA (Transportation Security Administration) employee’s idea of fun at the expense of paying airline fliers.

The TSA are of course, those uniformed government folks in airports across the U.S, that search bags and watch invasive body x-rays pumping passengers with radiation on a fancy screen that your hard earned tax dollars pay for. Still somehow, those “terrorists” seem to keep racking up their frequent flier miles as many pass through un-detected.

The document today revealed an incident that happened about nine months ago, in which a hard working TSA worker was given a bag of crushed creatine (a vitamin some bodybuilders use), for his rehearsal. This wise guy thought it would be funny to punk numerous passengers, especially young females ones, accusing them of having cocaine in their luggage and showing them the bag. One young twenty two year old college woman that this jerk did this to, was reduced to tears.

The emotional, psychological, and psychosomatic damage of stress this TSA worker caused passengers should not be underestimated. The TSA should stop protecting this lunatic, who was derelict in his duties as a professional, and should reveal his name and provide proof of his termination at once, as well as issue a letter of apology to all passengers, a statement as to what the TSA is doing to rectify this from occurring in the future, and compensation to those abused.

The following is a censored copy of a segment of the report from the TSA.

tsa
subnormal magazine

Hot this week

Did David Wineland and Serge Haroche Steal Idea For The Nobel Physics Prize?

Dr. Omerbashich says the Royal Swedish Academy is a Crime Scene and he has the proof that Nobel laureates stole his discovery.

New Approaches to Disaster Relief Challenges

Disaster relief has always been a challenge. NASA, Google,...

3 Legitimate Money Making Methods to Supplement Your Income

In a perfect world, when your landlord raises your...

2016 Predictions by World Renowned Medium and Psychic Lindy Baker

World renowned medium and psychic Lindy Baker is interviewed by The Hollywood Sentinel, discussing psychic power, the spirit world, life after death, areas of concern in 2016, and much more.

Digital Coupon Customers Spending More Than Double At Stores

A new study shows that customers who use digital coupons go shopping more for groceries and other household goods more often and spend more on their shopping trips.

2026 Guide to the Top Fence Installation Companies Across America

Table of Contents Methodology 1. EverFence 2. Superior Fence...

How to choose the right size for poly bubble mailers in apparel shipments

Key Takeaways Measure the folded garment first, then size...

USDA Charges 33 Los Angeles Retailers in SNAP Fraud Crackdown

USDA says 33 Los Angeles SNAP retailers face charges after a SNAP fraud crackdown tied to cash trafficking and banned sales.

5 mobility scooter features that matter more than top speed after age 70

  Key Takeaways Weight beats top speed every time —...

Why herman miller aeron size b outsells every other aeron size

  Key Takeaways Check your actual seat height need first...

Inside The Magician’s Study: Phillip Zmijewski’s Night Behind the Velvet Codeword

Phillip Zmijewski shares a guest review of The Magician’s Study, the invite-only Las Vegas magic show built around secrecy, close-up magic and audience interaction.

Related Articles

Popular Categories