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Abercrombie Model Fired for Eating a Pastry
A male Abercrombie model was fired was fired immediately in Montauk yesterday. Was he making some obscene gesture? Did he call his boss a defamatory name? Was he posing the wrong way? None of that - the guy was fired for eating a croissant. Yes,
Careless Fire Crews Watch Home Burn Due to Unpaid Fee
Sometimes, you read a news story and you immediately become somber, sickened and irate - any good story should elicit such a response. Well, maybe you don't, but a man of my convictions and personality tends to be passionate about things others
UCLA Blows 800K in Stimulus Money on Penis Washing
Think every penny of stimulus money is going towards a benevolent, necessary cause? Read here to be amazed.
The Time is Now to Turn John Cena Heel
I've tried to defend John Cena through his many criticisms and antagonists. I've tried almost as hard as I've tried to believe in God. And as with my attempts to believe in God, my attempts to defend John Cena have officially failed.
Twelve Recent Fads and Trends That Need to Die a Quick Death
With each new generation comes a new fad and a new chance to be trendy, hip and cool. Unfortunately, many of them are atrocious and moronic.
