John Danz Jr
Christians Say The World Ends This Year – Can I Have...
When I think religion, I begin to think about everything in this world in history that has gone wrong and completely failed. I don't know why - I'm sure religion isn't the reason for the utter failure of everything over time, but I can't quite a
Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, Numerous Others Shot in Arizona
Democratic Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords was shot in the head at point-blank range and is now in surgery at University Medical Center.
Hairstylist Daniel DiCriscio and the O.J. Simpson Murder Trial
Daniel DiCriscio, a celebrity hairstylist, takes a look back at his now infamous clients - major role players in the highly publicized O.J. Simpson murder trial.
Facebook Cartoon Characters and Secret Games: Useless
Since the inception of Facebook, people have been using its unique features for so-called noble causes. While the idea behind some of these causes is nice, the fact remains that many of these acts are nothing more than 'I saw you do it, I may as we
Airport Pat Down Leaves Man Soaked in Urine
Something tells me that if your average TSA agent were to walk through an x-ray machine, it would confirm what we already knew: They are brainless imbeciles.
What Do Tiger Woods and Tony Parker Have in Common?
It may not be what you think. These two have become scum to the public eye, an eye that should be blind and careless. So, other than the obvious, what have these two in common that bonds them so closely? Find out here.
If a Terrorist Doesn’t Kill You, Someone Else Will
With the advent of full-body scanners at airports, people are becoming increasingly annoyed with the TSA and airport security. It was bad enough when these pseudo-criminal interrogators started confiscating little bottles of hand sanitizer and nail
Missile Launch Hysteria Makes the Media Happy
This missile story reminds me of another gross over-exaggeration by the media in recent history - the late February Chile earthquake that was supposed to bring a massive tsunami to Hawaii.
EPA Subpoenas Halliburton For Negligence
Halliburton is coming under scrutiny by the Environmental Protection Agency for neglecting to provide them with information and data on a procedure known as hydraulic fracturing, or 'fracking.' For this, the EPA has issued the oil company a subpoe
Your Vote Doesn’t Count, and You Aren’t in a Democracy
We all love elections, don't we? We love the constant media coverage of the unfolding story, seeing results of what we already knew was going to happen months ago, and the inevitable back-and-forth debates with friends and coworkers who accuse each
What’s Next For WWE and the PG Rating?
Now that former WWE CEO Linda McMahon has lost miserably in the Connecticut Senate race - what's next for WWE? Is the PG era over? I wish we were so lucky. First, there's something I need to get off my chest, seeing as how Vince wants to hear the
WWE Wants You to Stand Up For The Company!
Vince launched a 'Stand Up For WWE' campaign on Monday to attempt to take some of the political heat off of WWE. He is calling on the fans to help stop biased and inaccurate attacks against the company that come as a result of his wife, former WWE
Did God Really Save the Chilean Miners?
When the last of the doomed Chilean miners met the fresh, clean air of the surface, many people worldwide breathed a sigh of relief and rejoiced in the miracle they witnessed. CNN's Facebook page was overrun with comments regarding the ordeal...
Woman Sues Government After Being Humiliated in Strip Search
Well, what do you expect from government employees, tact and politeness? If these alleged statements are true, then I for one wouldn't be shocked.
‘Twilight’ Obsessed Man Stabs Friend to Drink His Blood
In this depraved culture laden with crazes such as Twilight, it's best to keep an eye on the news for good entertainment value stemming from people who take it just a little too far. This holds true for a local Chandler, AZ man, who was shanked
Abercrombie Model Fired for Eating a Pastry
A male Abercrombie model was fired was fired immediately in Montauk yesterday. Was he making some obscene gesture? Did he call his boss a defamatory name? Was he posing the wrong way? None of that - the guy was fired for eating a croissant. Yes,
Careless Fire Crews Watch Home Burn Due to Unpaid Fee
Sometimes, you read a news story and you immediately become somber, sickened and irate - any good story should elicit such a response. Well, maybe you don't, but a man of my convictions and personality tends to be passionate about things others
UCLA Blows 800K in Stimulus Money on Penis Washing
Think every penny of stimulus money is going towards a benevolent, necessary cause? Read here to be amazed.
The Time is Now to Turn John Cena Heel
I've tried to defend John Cena through his many criticisms and antagonists. I've tried almost as hard as I've tried to believe in God. And as with my attempts to believe in God, my attempts to defend John Cena have officially failed.
Twelve Recent Fads and Trends That Need to Die a Quick...
With each new generation comes a new fad and a new chance to be trendy, hip and cool. Unfortunately, many of them are atrocious and moronic.