Syrah Called ‘Palin’ Now Gets A Blue Cold Shoulder!

The Politicizing Of A Once Innocent & Popular Wine!

There once was a very popular organic wine from the country of Chile. It was a deliciously refreshing Syrah with a powerful fruity bouquet and a complex character that most everyone who tried it, loved!

Now that wine has a very serious political problem. Why would politics affect the world of connoisseur wine imbibing? Well, it all comes down to the name. You see this particular Syrah is called Palin.

So if you are drinking it, you are enjoying “Syrah Palin!” Apparently, this is a name that is just too darned close to that of Sarah Palin, the current V.P. Nominee running alongside Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain!

wine

So what can I tell you about this Syrah named “Palin.” Well, Palin Syrah, actually pronounced Pay-LEEN, takes its name from a ball used in a Chilean-style hockey game. Palin Syrah is described as: tastes of “white pepper” and “madrone” – an evergreen found in the Pacific Northwest.

Now former customers have now made a sport of ad-libbing their own descriptions including everything from gunpowder and moose meat to hockey mom and mean spirit, and the list goes on and on.

This was a top selling wine for years but suddenly sales have begun to severely plummet since John McCain named Sarah Palin to be his running mate.

Now the wine has been “unofficially” blacklisted in San Francisco and Berkeley, where people are supposedly liberal, open minded and tolerant. Apparently, however, some there feel a line must be drawn somewhere in the political sand and unfortunately for “Syrah Palin,” it is perceived as being on the wrong side of that line.

Meanwhile, in strongly “Red Sate” territories, such as Houston, Texas, Palin Syrah has been flying off the shelves in this Republican stronghold, where they are already on the verge of running out of the wine, its so amazingly popular.

OK, so now all we need to do is begin looking for an Obama, McCain or a Biden wine, just to be fair.

Signing off at Pigging out!

(NewsBlaze readers use coupon code Blaze to get 10% off your next order)

Rocco owns and runs a Bacon of the Month Club called The Bacon Freak Bacon is Meat Candy Club as well as a Wine Club called the Coastal Vineyard Wine Club

Hot this week

Did David Wineland and Serge Haroche Steal Idea For The Nobel Physics Prize?

Dr. Omerbashich says the Royal Swedish Academy is a Crime Scene and he has the proof that Nobel laureates stole his discovery.

New Approaches to Disaster Relief Challenges

Disaster relief has always been a challenge. NASA, Google,...

3 Legitimate Money Making Methods to Supplement Your Income

In a perfect world, when your landlord raises your...

2016 Predictions by World Renowned Medium and Psychic Lindy Baker

World renowned medium and psychic Lindy Baker is interviewed by The Hollywood Sentinel, discussing psychic power, the spirit world, life after death, areas of concern in 2016, and much more.

Digital Coupon Customers Spending More Than Double At Stores

A new study shows that customers who use digital coupons go shopping more for groceries and other household goods more often and spend more on their shopping trips.

The Exercise Paradox: Why the Physics of Weight Loss Defies the Treadmill

The global fitness and diet industry operates on a foundational piece of arithmetic but the physics of weight loss doesn't operate they say they say it does.

When The Garage Is The Only Step Free Door Into The House

When the garage is the only door your mother...

Will Birthright Citizenship Become Next Historic Roe VS Wade? Trump Lost Fight; But Re-issued Executive Order Targeting Birth Tourism

Despite losing the U.S. Supreme Court birthright citizenship fight almost two months ago, President Trump reloaded and fired off another round of ammunition to let the Supreme Court know there is more than one way to skin a cat.

ClickHouse and Hud Target a New Bottleneck in AI Development: Knowing What to Ship

The rise of coding agents is changing where software...

Installing Solar Before The Roof Costs Homeowners Twice

How old is the roof under those panels? Hardly...

Two Retirements Turned A Weld Cell Into A Rework Department

Two welders retired inside twelve months. Two decades of...

Related Articles

Popular Categories