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Senator: You Ain’t No Will Smith!
Shakespeare said, 'Love all. Trust a few. Do wrong to none.' If only we could adhere to the last of these nuances, our national threat level will pale out overnight. That will be our defining moment in the 21st century.
Itching to Convert? Try Moronism!
Torture? By golly, no! I'd call it... hmm... the New Test(ament) for embracing Islamic faith. Welcome to radical Islam, bro!
