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2009 Economic Report Released – Get Your Alcohol Ready
Do you all want a good, heartwarming news story? Then don't look at the newly released 2009 Financial Report Of The U.S. Government.
The McStays Need to McStay Out of the News
Why does America act so surprised that a family of four just vanishes into thin air? I'm not surprised in the least. I have this really stupid thing I do - it's called caring about news stories that actually amount to something and can get me
Gay Marriage Finally Becomes Legal in Washington D.C.
Gay marriage is now legal in Washington D.C. They now join Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Vermont as the sixth place to allow same-sex unions.
California Racism Protests Are a Waste of Time, Energy and Logic
Hey, UC. Not everything is a racist act, OK? Do you want to know how I know that the noose planted wasn't an act of racism? Well, other than the public apology which stated it was an act of boredom.
102 Year Old Kansas Judge is Still Going Strong
Wesley Brown was appointed by JFK in 1962 and has served as a federal judge through 10 presidents. Born in 1907, he has seen the advent of radio, television and internet - he was born just two months after the first musical radio broadcast.
