Dark Shadows Movie Review: Twilight On Acid

A generation gap vampire comedy fueled by youthful rebellion in perpetuity, Dark Shadows weirdly reconfigures age-based alienation to postulate instead, don’t trust anyone over two hundred. And with born again, repeat offender bad behavior run amok in this subversive reimagining of the mid-20th century cult television series in question, it’s no surprise that Tim Burton is at the helm of this devilish Twilight on acid outing.

Johnny Depp presides over the deliriously kooky excursion as psychologically unhinged time traveler, Barnabas Collins. Heir to a thriving fish company established by his family when they migrated from Liverpool to what became Collinsport, Maine in the early 1700s, Barnabas met with ill fortune back then after two-timing unrequited house servant and moonlighting sorceress, Angelique (Eva Green).

Dark Shadows Movie

And when Barnabas repeatedly resists her advances, Angelique inflicts a curse upon her faithless lover, transforming him into a vampire and sealing his body in a coffin beneath the earth. And two centuries later in 1972, Barnabas finds himself liberated from his disturbed grave and headed back home when construction workers excavating the land, unearth unfortunately for them, his long napping but quite famished corpse.

The gleefully macabre humor here derives from the culture shock of an alien thrust into a period defined by a vastly different alienated cultural revolution. And a dysfunctional vampire negotiating an identity crisis of his own in the midst of the rampant mid-20th century personal identity upheaval in progress.

Especially pertaining to women, and Barnabas’ collision with novel ideas about them that he encounters when returning to the family manor. Including uninhibited adolescent kin Carolyn (Chloe Grace Moretz) whom he mistakes for a hooker according to his own 18th century social references. And his historically based tendency to turn on to women anatomically for their ‘fertile birthing hips.’

Sleek, stylishly occult and visually daring with a potent blend of rebel period music kicking in, Dark Shadows is steeped in whimsically delightful flourishes. And on tap as dazzling centerpiece, a wickedly trippy sex scene between Depp and Green, hatched from the predictably uncanny, slightly mad imagination of Burton. While Depp rarely ceases to pathologically mystify throughout. Whether diligently applying a toothbrush to his fangs, or occasionally out for a stroll resembling a sinister Michael Jackson impersonator.

Where Dark Shadows does falter, is a sagging, increasingly slapstick plot in need of serious resuscitation along the way. And leading to the eventual impression that longevity may not be an issue for Depp’s Barnabas but the plot is another matter, as it segues from surreal to terminally silly.

Warner Bros.

Rated PG-13

3 stars

Hot this week

Did David Wineland and Serge Haroche Steal Idea For The Nobel Physics Prize?

Dr. Omerbashich says the Royal Swedish Academy is a Crime Scene and he has the proof that Nobel laureates stole his discovery.

New Approaches to Disaster Relief Challenges

Disaster relief has always been a challenge. NASA, Google,...

3 Legitimate Money Making Methods to Supplement Your Income

In a perfect world, when your landlord raises your...

2016 Predictions by World Renowned Medium and Psychic Lindy Baker

World renowned medium and psychic Lindy Baker is interviewed by The Hollywood Sentinel, discussing psychic power, the spirit world, life after death, areas of concern in 2016, and much more.

Digital Coupon Customers Spending More Than Double At Stores

A new study shows that customers who use digital coupons go shopping more for groceries and other household goods more often and spend more on their shopping trips.

How Men Compare On-Demand and Daily ED Prescription Options

On-demand and daily prescription strategies solve different calendars. One...

How Men Compare On-Demand and Daily ED Prescription Options

On-demand and daily prescription strategies solve different calendars. One...

Frontline Supervisors Are Sinking Your Safety Program. Here’s the Fix

A single recordable injury can cost an employer tens...

He Bought a Rescue Ship Before He Built a Dating App

An anti-racism clothing label. A converted fishing boat that took 104 people off a sinking dinghy. A DJ career. And now an app for gay and queer men, run out of Amsterdam. Benjamin Hartmann's history does not run in a straight line, and the thing that runs through it is a willingness to lose money on purpose.

Why Renting a Car Changes Your Crash Risk and Insurance Exposure

A decade ago, a rental car was a rental car. You adjusted the mirrors, hunted for the wipers, and drove off in something close to what you already owned. The dashboard had gauges. The turn signal was on the left, the transmission was a leve

How Canadian Families Can Plan for Post-Secondary Costs Without Guesswork

Key Takeaways Plan for total education costs, not just...

Related Articles

Popular Categories