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Now Republicans you can't have your cake and eat it too. You are going to have to take a stand and say our President and chief was NOT born and does not have an American birth certificate.
14:18 Feb 18, 2011
I mean, do you all really think these homes will ever sell? It's hard to sell homes when the rich keep having new ones made. Give the troops the homes. It's a fraction of what they give every day on the front-lines.
08:57 Feb 11, 2011
Politicians are always looking to get voters' attention, but only during an election year. Any other time they would rather not see or hear from them.
06:14 Feb 8, 2011
It just bothers me a little that I can't think of what America makes that folks all around the world know to be MADE in The USA. China = toys, Japan = electronics, Germany = watches... But America, ...?
10:25 Feb 2, 2011
For example, they say the president got a 92% approval rating. Well now, that would mean that folks were not only listening, but BUYING IT, and anything Americans buy from their own is good for the economy and the country.
08:54 Jan 29, 2011
That's because, in all fairness I would then have to start calling the Republican's plan, or lack of a plan the 'Don'tcare' plan. Now, Republicans don't you dare look down on this humorist and think I am being heavy LEFT handed, 'cause even t
12:08 Jan 26, 2011
So, the idea that the two leaders meet here in the USA and talk about making a deal, a trade deal. That's odd considering that China already has the deal.
17:00 Jan 21, 2011
Howdy Mr. Obama, I see where you are having troubles in your HOUSEhold. It would seem that the new tenant, Mr. Boehner, is being a little anti-social.
18:06 Jan 18, 2011
Well, I'm going to go now, maybe save a cat in a tree, or walk a little old lady across a road; wait to see if she takes it wrong... Darn there I go; see you folks.
16:51 Jan 14, 2011
I say; if you don't think that this is true, watch politicians run for their lives and dodge questions from the media and then tell which one is the puppet and which one pulls the strings. the Media folks are the Rubberneckers you see when passing
06:22 Jan 11, 2011
Anyhow, Democrats first order, IF they get a chance to speak, is to try to nick the FILIBUSTER; that's right, the old Mr. Smith goes to Washington tactic. But, if you all know anything about these weapons of mass disruptions... filibusters, then yo
07:11 Jan 6, 2011
You all probably think I am kidding about this first episode of Congress 112, but it is true. Rep. Lynn Jenkins wants to get rid of the lame duck session forever. Seems Jenkins Thinks it is unconstitutional.
06:20 Jan 4, 2011
Now, don't think I am down playing how bad these conditions really are. I was born and lived in Illinois for most of my childhood. I left the year it was 50 below zero.
06:23 Jan 1, 2011
If you were talking with someone in person and they treated you like that you would probably hit them. Or if you were married to someone that never let you speak, you might not be married long.
11:48 Dec 30, 2010
tea partiers. These are sure laugh lines. Now, they are not. It is easier to poke fun at folks who are serious about humorous situations. But now, with all you have done, we just can't laugh at the folk that were making fun of you. We feel sorry fo
05:46 Dec 28, 2010
President Obama is making old Saint Nick look like a slacker. In the past few weeks he has brought us DADT (as of today, signed, sealed & DELIVERED!), tax cuts, unemployment relief and it seems like he might have a few more things wrapped up by Chri
05:48 Dec 24, 2010
Now folks, I am certainly not considered a Santa Claus this time of year. I mean, I like to consider myself an OVER-giving person, however, I wouldn't go out on a limb to sell off my farm to get deep into debt to get presents that I can't afford.
07:12 Dec 18, 2010
Now I have noticed through all this the President has not been looking right. Or maybe that's the real rub; he has been looking to RIGHT and his party (Democrats) have been feeling LEFT out.
11:47 Dec 16, 2010
Now my advice, lame ducks, is to stop acting like lame ducks and more... like rubber ducks. This way you are always floating, things bounce off you and everyone loves a rubber ducky.
10:36 Dec 13, 2010
Well, this weekend the Democrats (Harry Reid of Nevada) decided to throw a little Saturday barbecue and they invited the Republicans to help trim a little fat, or at least chew a little in the process.
11:23 Dec 8, 2010
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