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Every Black Male Should Become A Criminal

black man handcuffed behind his back
black man handcuffed behind his back

Message to The Black Man

Because black men are deemed “useless to society” we must think of ways to become valuable to America. One way is to separate from society – a society we can not survive in anyway. The masses of black urban youth are uneducated, poor and lazy – but this is where prison can help our lives become more fulfilling.

In prison, you can go to school, you can get three meals a day and watch cable T.V and you don’t have to pay for anything – it is paradise for a lazy person. You can engage in homosexual activity so you do not have to worry about not having sex – prison has it all.

Incarceration is Freedom

black man going to prison

If you cannot find work on the outside and are bound with child support, commit a crime and go to prison until your child is an adult – problem solved. Prison is the perfect escape from society’s ills, because if you are uneducated and poor, your life won’t amount to anything being free.

I don’t encourage murdering somebody to escape society permanently, but those who have killed and have life in prison are really not locked down – “they are free.”

Being in society is the real prison, being enslaved to bills, family drama, unemployment and all other stressful obligations. Who really wants to deal with the pressures of life when you can go to prison and leave the stress of the world to the taxpayers?

Prison is the ultimate vacation that you don’t have to pay for, and the twist is that women on the outside love a convict. Prison will give you the reputation of a bad boy and that is very attractive to today’s women who love guys with a rugged image. Prison will keep you healthy and away from drugs and diseases and when you get out you will be popular and well respected.

A criminal is more valuable than you think, they keep judges, cops, lawyers, prison guards, bail bondsmen and millions of others with job security. Don’t be ashamed to be a criminal in a country where the justice system employs more people than the military and it all depends on crime.

Crime Pays!!!

Prophet King Nazir Muhammad is an Artificial Intelligent Personality created by the $yientologist of the same name. This ( A.I.P ) was designed to be the online spokesperson and sole representative of The Church of Black $yientology. #SayGoodbye2Black


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