Mc Cain and Obama Show Off Their Flip Flops: Will Roberts Weekly Telegram

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Nickel and dimed by the airlines does not make CENTS

Nickel and dimed by the airlines does not make CENTS to us but makes profits for them.

I have a solution for the airlines and the soaring prices of fuel . . . go SOLAR! Think about it, the plane takes off and within minutes it is rising above the clouds and has full access to the sun. However, the only place that won`t work is over Washington, DC. For some reason for the last eight years all they have had is a dark cloud looming over it. It is a split at this point as to the weather report for 2009 and on: Some say it could be “a bright and sunny outlook” and some say it could be the “MC SAME!”

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Gay couples got the OK

Gay couples got the OK to be treated equal. Until at least November when the folks that don`t understand why they are the way they are can tell gay couples they way they should be… hmm?

My suggestion to solve this problem if it offends you: If a person of the same sex comes up to you and asks you to marry them . . . Say no, Simple huh. But if you say yes, more power to you, because it is your choice, as it should be.

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Car battery: 300 million: lottery ticket

“Who killed the electric car?

Charlie Black: Black day for McCain

Well our candidates have poked their heads out of the sand and while McCain was under cover a dark cloud has appeared and now he is facing a BLACK day. Don`t be surprised if McCain spends the rest of the week indoors “Cleaning house”. Americans should not let this terror talk concern them, unless McCain`s “House Cleaning” is done in the comfort of his Fallout Shelter.

Mean while Barack is standing back just waiting for the right time to drop the O-Bomb on McCain`s campaign.

300 mill will get us a battery operated corporate PIGGY Bank.

I feel like I am picking on McCain, but it will all change when Obama starts the conversation and not just responds to McCain. With Mc Cain having headlines like this: $300 million prize for a battery, how could Obama compete? He could offer this: Win a year of FREE GAS when you donate more than $300 million dollars to my campaign.

McCain`s idea is not bad, not new either, Google: Electric car it will take you to 1800`s.

The defender offends me!

“All I know is what I read on the Internet” and today I am taking a break from the politicians to talk about something that really matters, our children.

The past few days` child abuse has topped the headlines with questions of fairness for the convicted. I am not sure who deserves to be punished more, the criminal or the lawyers who defend them.

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They kissed and made up; now let the unity tour begin!

Clinton and Obama have hit the trail . . . and support is the 100-dollar word. Obama wants it, Clinton needs it $$$, and our troops have lost it.

Of course folks if I owed a few million dollars in debt I would travel from Hope, AK, Unity, NH OR Truth or Consequences, NM. and say Obama walks on water.

I don`t envy Senator Clinton`s position now, DEEP into debt. Now she is just like all the rest of us Americans. Can you put that kind of debt on a Credit card? I bet they will let you.

Why is it that Politicians always want our financial support when our country can`t afford to “PAY” attention!

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Will Roberts is a trick roper and cowboy humorist, who pays tribute to Will Rogers, America’s cowboy, with a wit as quick as his rope. Will is a syndicated political cartoonist and was recently the trick-roping cowboy at Cirque du Soleil.

Will has covered the Republican National Convention, Democrat events and the McCain-Obama debates. At home in front of or behind the camera, in front of or behind a radio microphone, Will reports what he sees, usually with a twist of humor.