Johnnie Sure Surprised Us

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John McCain is certainly living up to his reputation as a rebel. And from this minute it appears for the betterment of us all.

I am happy to made the mistaken guess big Mc would choose Carly or Meg as his running mates. Carly got booted from HP for good reason, bad product line as a result of not caring as much about Consumer Products as about her own ego.

Meg on the other hand, who came to eBay when it consisted of but 5 t-shirt sandal clad yuppie techs then via phenomenal growth, quickly turned it into the premiere Internet sales site, didn’t have self control to rein herself in after buying Pay Pal. She let her lust for power run amuck thus eBay became a wasteland for taking advantage of buyers and sellers of mostly junk.

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What makes this especially delicious is that right from jump-street, Wolf Blitzer doesn’t like our future VP Republican Sarah Palin, lady Alaska Governor. Poor Wolf is howling that his dreadful wonk Joe Lieberman wasn’t Big John’s choice.

One should accept that Blitzer is one of those who would willingly, handily, easily, if allowed, destroy America to satisfy Jews of both the U.S. and Israel. No, I am not anti, I am one-quarter Jewish myself. That is no reason to allow a few radicals to push this country into disaster to please some people’s religious faith. Notice that word was not ‘fact’ but ‘faith’.

Back to 44 year old Sarah, who will undoubtedly get snacked around for her age, by Liberals who want a past drunk, druggie, friend of Los Angeles terrorist bombers, also Chicago’s Tony the taker criminal, to be the next Whitehouse resident.

While McCain introduces Palin in Dayton, Ohio, as this is being written, as John dances with joy celebrating his 72nd birthday, his good decision has a couple of downsides.

It is worrisome that she sends her own son to Iraq. Not helpful to women that she herself elected to give live birth to a infant destined to live a short, difficult at best, life.

Pure Libertarian here, I loathe her first choice above, revere her for the second.

The concern we should all have this minute is, will she try to deprive us of our rights to make different decisions?

Don’t fret the loss by former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and Minnesotan Tim Pawlenty.

They will, as previously forecast, next week peel the hide off Obama.

For now, the enjoyment of this election just rose 10 points. Stay Tuned for more fun.

Claudia Strasbaugh was a freelance writer who founded Scripps Ranch/Mira Mesa Writer’s Guild, was head writer for the weekly TV show “Kill ‘EM With Comedy”, plus California Bureau Chief for National Lotto World Magazine. Claudia also ran a non profit called Dinner On A Dollar. Sadly, Claudia passed away in 2015, but we are pleased to display her writing works.