Teacher’s Naked Walk Due to Third Eye


A teacher, Harlan Porter-31, took his clothes off and walked naked around a Georgia elementary school. Porter explained to police that his behavior helped him achieve a “new level of enlightenment” and “wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open,” per a police report.

Porter received for showing his third eye, last Friday afternoon at the B.C. Haynie Elementary School, a booking into the Clayton County Jail on a misdemeanor charge and released after posting $2000 bond.

Porter had “several books in his belongings that appeared to be on topics such as spirituality and transcendental meditation,” Police reported.

Fellow teachers stated that Porter “did not drink sodas or other canned beverages, maintained a strict vegan diet” and was not known to take drugs or drink alcohol. “However, on the date in question, they noticed that he was drinking a coke and had gone to taco bell to get tacos for lunch,” reported Officer Khari Reed.

Porter’s April 22 walk, about 3:20 PM, wasn’t seen by any students who had been dismissed and he avoided more serious charges.

The teacher “had recently learned that his employment contract would not be renewed,” Officer Reed. Also, that Porter had previously been “diagnosed schizophrenic,” though the school’s principal told cops the educator had never exhibited “strange behavior.”