Woman, 42, Beats Up 82-Year-Old Boyfriend

"Authorities said they arrested a 42-year-old woman accused of beating up her 82-year-old boyfriend in Ocala, Fla.
The victim, who suffered eye and face injuries, said his girlfriend had been drinking and attacked him."

Getting beat up by his young girlfriend is the best thing that could have happened to 82-year-old Robert Thomas. Maybe the truth will finally penetrate the old man's thick skull, and he will realize that she doesn't love him and is only using him.

The woman, who didn't even have a scratch, claimed that she acted in self-defense. She was taken to jail and charged with aggravated battery.

I strongly urge Thomas to kick his girlfriend to the curb, and replace her with a cat. At worst a feline might accidentally scratch him, and it will provide him with companionship and love.

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