Florida Couple Addicted To Coffee Enemas
"A Florida couple who don't drink coffee acknowledge they have become addicted to coffee enemas.
Mike and Trina of St. Petersburg, who did not want their last name used, told ABC News the enemas take hours every day. Both work at home and they leave the house only for relatively short periods because they are unable to do without the daily ritual.
The couple will be featured on the first show of this season's 'My Strange Addiction,' which airs Feb. 13 on TLC."
I can't begin my day until I've had my morning cup of coffee. I may be addicted to coffee, but at least I'm not anal about it like Mike and Trina. Not to belabor the point, but only a real a-hole would consume coffee via his rear end.
Trina claims that coffee enemas help her with stomach and digestive problems. But physicians claim that coffee enemas have no proven health benefits.
I doubt that Mike and Trina are really addicted to coffee enemas; they just want their 15 minutes of reality show fame.
A coffee enema isn't just my cup of tea, cup of coffee?
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