Lindsay Lohan Hits The Streets Shoeless

By Robert Paul Reyes  

Troubled thespian Lindsay Lohan recently stepped out without her shoes while grabbing a tasty smoothie at a juice bar in Los Angeles.

It's not uncommon for the pop tart to leave home sans underwear, but she usually remembers to put her shoes on.

Is the train wreck trying to make a fashion statement, have drugs and alcohol addled her brain, or is she just desperate for publicity?

I don't think it's a fatal fashion error to go shoeless, but those ratty black socks have got to go! The dark socks accentuate the pop diva's ghostly white legs. I would never agree to knock boots with LiLo unless she first sprayed on some tan all over her ghostly body.

Lindsay Lohan needs a good spanking, if I do hook up with her I'm going to take off one of my shoes and smack her butt. But of course that would only serve to turn the freaky girl on, and she might never wear shoes again.

Pics of shoeless Lindsay Lohan.

http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2802795/lindsay-lohan-shoeless-after-court-appearance-01/

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