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Honey Boo Boo's Dad, Sugar Bear, Has Many Female Fans

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"He's no Brad Pitt, but Here Comes Honey Boo Boo's Sugar Bear actually has a lot of qualities women look for in a man."

Ericka Souter
Ms. Souter in her article published in "The Stir" makes some interesting points, and you'd have to redneckognize that she's spot on.

Here's some additional reasons why Sugar Bear is the catch of the century:

HE RARELY SPEAKS
Not that he's given much of a chance to speak, in a family with four daughters, a headstrong matriarch, and a baby girl with three thumbs and a big mouth.

When Sugar Bear does utter a few words, it's almost impossible to understand his gibberish. Even though Sugar Bear isn't literate, his love for his family is very apparent.

HE'S A HARD WORKER
Sugar Bear works seven days at the chalk mine, he wants to make sure there's enough food on the table for his huge (in more ways than one) family.

HE'S NOT PHOTOGENIC

Sugar Bear realizes he's no Brad Pitt, he lets Mama and his daughters enjoy the spotlight. I think there's less than a cheese ball's chance in hell, that Sugar Bear will leave Mama for an anorexic model. Sugar Bear is a homely man, and he's content married to a homely woman.

HE'S FULL OF LOVE
Sugar Bear makes no distinction between his biological daughter, Honey Boo Boo, and his adopted daughters, he loves them all. Sugar Bear also loves his chubby wife, his gay brother, and his community.

HE'S HUMBLE
Sugar Bear hasn't let fame go to his head, he hasn't bought a BMW and he's still living in his small home. Sugar Bear may have a big gut, but he hasn't developed a big head.

Sugar Bear is the ideal husband, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets thousands of emails from adoring female fans.

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