Florida Man Finds Alligator On Doorstep
By Robert Paul Reyes
"A Florida man said he went out to get his mail and was shocked to find a 4-foot alligator waiting on his doorstep."
Lloyd Tomer doesn't have the brains of a grasshopper that's just been stomped by a fat kid in a rotten mood.
Hello, anybody home! Dude you live in freakin' Florida and there's a lake right behind your house, and you are shocked to find a 4-foot alligator on your doorstep?
You would be right to be shocked if you found Bigfoot taking a dump on your doorstep or the Loch Ness Monster swimming in your pool, but it ain't a big thing to find a trespassing gator in Florida.
Tomer said he called the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission and a brave crew responded to capture the baby gator.
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