Rick Ross Crashes Rolls Royce After Shots Fired
Rapper Rick Ross escaped injury when shots were fired at his Rolls-Royce Monday, causing the car to crash into a Florida building."
Rick Ross is the fattest rapper in the business, it's beyond comprehension how someone could have fired dozens of shots at him and missed.
Ross has a penchant for performing topless; the spectacle of a rapper trying to act all gangsta while his man boobs are jiggling like a Jell-O dessert is incongruous and ridiculous.
Congratulations Rick Ross, crashing in the building is the biggest hit you've had in years.
Who wants Rick Ross dead? Fashion police? Real gangstas? Your guess is as good as mine!
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