Cops Charge Woman, 71, With Prostitution
"A regional narcotics task force arrested a 71-year-old local woman on prostitution charges after police say she arranged to have sex for money in a hotel.
Sygun Liebhart, 71, of 80 Easton Road, Westport, placed an ad on the website Backpage.com promoting herself under the escort section as 'Lola,' according to police.
I know it's tough trying to make ends meet on Social Security, but does this old bird really need to resort to prostitution?
Sygun may be as old as dirt, but she's using the Internet to drum up business as an escort. It's dangerous to turn your grandma on to the Internet; instead of reading a daily devotional she may join a swingers Web site.
I would love to see her escort web page:
Knock boots with Lola $90! $25 more for every article of clothing I keep on.
Oral pleasure $50
Oral pleasure if I take out my dentures $100
Customers are expected to pay ambulance and emergency room fees if Lola has a heart attack.
Why was this old working girl arrested by a narcotics task force officer, and not a member of the vice squad? Is this elderly criminal also selling drugs? When this old woman kicks the bucket, the crime rate will tumble.
If you want to scare the BeJeus out of your husband, make him click this link of Lola's mug shot. Believe me he will never hire an escort, he'll be afraid that something that looks like death warmed over will show up at his hotel room.
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