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Shirely Temple Black Doesn't Know Anything About Honey Boo Boo Child

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"I have been asked what i think of honey boo, can someone tell me who that is?" -Shirley Temple Black Tweet

Shirley Temple Black, 84, has been keeping a low profile the last few decades, and all of a sudden we hear from her on Twitter, of all places? How surreal is that?

Shirley Temple Black may have been the queen of the silver screen in a more innocent era, but in this age of irony and social media, the old lady would be wise to redneckognize that Honey Boo Boo Child is America's sweetheart.

Listen Shirley, all you need to do is ask anyone, just pick a random person on the street, and he or she will tell you all you need to know about Honey Boo Boo Child.

Who is Honey Boo Boo? She's the biggest superstar in the world! She's the present and future of America!

In the future everyone will be obese, have his own reality show, and be famous for fifteen minutes. Honey Boo Boo is the embodiment of the American Dream, and Shirley needs to get with the program and give the reality star her props.

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