Zombie Scares Woman

"Police in Tennessee said a man seen standing in a woman's yard at night while yelling zombies was arrested on a public intoxication charge.

Officers arrived to find James David Cunningham, 22, stumbling around the woman's yard and repeatedly shouting the word zombies."

According to cops Cunningham was stumbling, speaking incoherently, and had bloodshot eyes. A perfect description of a zombie, if you ask me.

In Biblical times lepers were supposed to shout "unclean" or "leper" whenever anyone got too close to them. This dude was probably warning everyone that he is a zombie, and not to get too close or he might eat their brains.

I don't care if this guy was a zombie or a run-of-the-mill drunk, all I know is that if he shouted incoherently in my yard, I would bash his brains with a baseball bat.

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