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The Night Al Roker Pooped His Pants At The White House

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"In a 'Dateline' interview that aired Sunday night, Roker recalled letting out 'a little something extra' at a White House event during George W. Bush's presidency in 2002, probably the result of the gastric bypass surgery that had helped him lose 140 pounds.

Roker: When you have a bypass and your bowels have been reconstructed, you think you're pretty safe. I probably went off and ate something I wasn't supposed to. And as I'm walking to the press room, I think I'm gonna pass a little gas here. Who's gonna know? Only a little something extra came out."

Al Roker is totally clueless and unfamiliar with the concept of "TMI." In a perfect world nobody should have known that ten years ago Roker pooped his pants at an event in the White House.

If I pooped my pants at the White House, or anywhere else for that matter, only the plumber night have found out, I would have flushed down those dirty drawers before anyone could say "Holy Crap."

If Roker had another accident today, he probably would upload the ungodly mess to YouTube. Now every time I see Roker on TV, I 'm going to think of a big fat piece of crap.

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