Dude Steals $1.29 Honey Bun From 7-Eleven
"Police in Florida said they have arrested a man accused of stealing a $1.29 Iced Honey Bun from a store by stuffing it down his pants.What a loser!
Palm Bay police said Brandon Phillips, 18, stuffed the small snack down his sweatpants at a 7-Eleven store Dec. 28 and fled on a bicycle when confronted by a store manager, WKMG-TV, Orlando, reported Friday.
Investigators said a K-9 unit tracked Phillips to a wooded lot where he was arrested and his bike was found nearby."
Who the hell dons ratty sweatpants, and rides his bike to 7-Eleven, and stuffs a Honey Bun down his pants?
A K-9 unit tracked the sticky-fingered culprit to a wooded lot where he was arrested and his bike was found nearby.
It looks like the smart coppers in Florida have solved another caper, they've earned their cups of 7-Eleven coffee, and their Slim Jims today!
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