Woman Beats Up Boyfriend for Unsatisfying Sex

By Robert Paul Reyes  

"A 50 year old Florida woman was locked up this weekend after allegedly beating up her younger boyfriend due to unsatisfying sex.

Jennie Scott was booked into Manatee County jail on a misdemeanor battery charge for allegedly whacking Jilberto Deleon, 32, with a stick and threatening to upgrade her weapon of choice to a pipe wrench, The Smoking Gun website reported.

The arrest report indicated Scott became enraged when her paramour wrapped up his part of the tryst first and then decided to call it quits."

Gentlemen, if your girlfriend lovingly prepares a meal for you, it would be wise to eat everything on your plate, even if it's not to your liking. You would be a fool to eat an run, explaining that you really weren't that hungry. You'd be lucky if she fixed you a hot dog in the future.

Likewise, if you are making love to your girlfriend, and you get your rocks off, but she's still waiting for the fireworks to go off, don't you dare call it quits. Do whatever you can to make sure that the night has a satisfying conclusion for her, you don't want an angry and frustrated woman on your hands.

The cougar is cooling her heels in jail, and as punishment the correctional officers should tell her that she is entitled to a 3-minute conjugal visit with her young boyfriend.

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