Dude Gets 19 Months For Planning Robbery To Fund 'Going To Jail' Party
"An Illinois man who admitted planning a bank robbery to fund his going-to-jail party for a drug conviction was sentenced to 19 months in prison for the plot.
The FBI said Mickey Loniello Jr., 36, was facing a lengthy jail term for drug charges in 2007 so he and a pair of co-conspirators - including an undercover FBI agent wearing a wire - made plans to steal a getaway car and rob a Chase Bank branch in Oak Park, Ill., to fund a goodbye fest, the Chicago Sun-Times reported Friday.
Loniello and his accomplice, Nathaniel Aguilar, were provided with a dummy .45 caliber handgun and were busted when they attempted the robbery May 25, 2007.
Loniello is too stupid to be a criminal if he can't tell the difference between a real gun and a dummy gun, and an undercover FBI agent and a real friend.
Let's hope this moron is kept in jail until his trial is over, so he won't commit a robbery to pay for a going-to-prison party.
I'm sure the prisoners are preparing a welcome-to-prison party for this oxygen thief, the only thing he will be required to bring to the party is a jar of Vaseline.
The neighbors of this joker should throw an "I'm glad this moron is going to prison party."
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