Man Eats 28 Raw Eggs on a Dare, and Dies
"A Tunisian man may have won his bet-to eat 28 raw eggs-but in doing so, he lost his life.
The friends called an ambulance after realizing something was wrong, but it was too late.
An official cause of death has not yet been determined."
Never do anything on a dare from a friend, nine times out of ten you will end up with egg on your face, or once in a blue moon with too many eggs in your stomach.
This guy's friends weren't exactly good eggs, they waiting too long to call for an ambulance.
This man was no Cool Hand Luke; he's more like a Rigor Mortis Moron.
Only a bureaucratic egghead would announce that "an official cause of death has not yet been determined." You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes or an eggspert to deduce that the dude died from eating too many eggs.
If you eat 28 raw eggs what the hell do you eggspect to happen? This man's grave plot should be pelted with rotten eggs, good riddance!
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