NORAD & Google Out Of Sync
"Rival Santa-tracking services offered by NORAD and Google repeatedly pinpointed the jolly elf in two different places at once throughout Christmas Eve."
No gremlin or Grinch is responsible for this glitch; in fact it's not an error at all.
Santa Claus is omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent. Jolly Old St. Nick is more of a god figure to children than Jehovah himself.
With so many calamities and catastrophes in the world, it seems that God can't be everywhere at once. But Santa Claus can be at more than one place at a time, that's the only way he can deliver presents to every child in the world by Christmas Day.
The evil seem to prosper despite their evil deeds, but you can't fool Santa, he knows who's been good or bad. A bad child knows very well that he will end up with a lump of coal or a Honey Boo Boo doll instead of new iPhone.
The Jolly Super-Sized Elf is all-powerful, regardless how big your presents are, and he will pull them down your chimney.
Children don't forget to thank Santa, he's the Man or God!
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