Police Dog Escapes While Being Groomed

By Robert Paul Reyes  

"Police in Loudoun County, Va., are on the lookout for a police dog named Bronco who escaped while being groomed."

Can anybody blame the pooch? A German Shepherd police dog named Bronco isn't very likely to enjoy being groomed as if he were a an effete poodle.

My dog Mandy, a German Shepherd/Pit Bull, would never sit still long enough to be groomed; she'd rather be chasing squirrels and cats.

I hope the cops have learned their lesson, if the canine returns just hose him down the next time he needs a bath.

For God's sake don't even think about putting on a Christmas sweater on Bronco. Macho dogs don't roll that way.

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