Simon Cowell Is Dating Carmen Electra

By Robert Paul Reyes  

"British TV personality Simon Cowell confirmed he is dating actress-model Carmen Electra, but he insisted the relationship isn't serious." - UPI

Carmen Electra's specialty is making cameo appearances in parody films like "Scary Movie" and "Date Movie." Electra's real life is basically a parody of a bimbo. In fact even Electra's name is a parody of a bimbo's name.

Simon Cowell may be many things, most of them not printable in this family-friendly Web site, but he's not an idiot. There is zero chance that the acerbic and witty Cowell is engaged in a serious relationship with Electra.

Cowell isn't dating Electra for the stimulating conversation about the merits of string theory versus loop quantum gravity.

I doubt that Cowell is heterosexual, so why the hell is he dating Electra?

I think Cowell is branching out into performance art; dating Electra is a brilliant work of performance art.

The American version of the X Factor is a colossal flop, but what the hell I'm impressed by Cowell as a performance artist.

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