Thousands of Santas Gather in Trafalgar Square! End of The Word is Near
"Organizers of the Santacon gathering in London said thousands of people in Santa Claus suits gathered in Trafalgar Square for the event.
The British website for Santacon, which is loosely affiliated with similar events elsewhere in the world, said thousands of people turned up in Trafalgar Square, most decked out in Santa's traditional red suit and white beard, the London Evening Standard reported Monday."The typical American mall Santa is a wino who picks up a few bucks during the holiday season by dressing up like Jolly Old Saint Nick. Parents, who would give these bums a wide berth in their natural habitat on skid row, let their innocent tots sit on the laps of these slobbering drunks.
I imagine the British Santas are as drunk and slovenly as their American cousins. I can't think of anything more horrifying than thousands of Santas gathered together in one place.
A gathering of thousands of Santas, anywhere in the world, makes a zombie gathering look like a walk in the park.
This ominous gathering of thousands of Santas in Trafalgar Square in the only proof that a sane person needs that the End of the World is only days away.
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