Google Names Honey Boo Boo 'Queen of Reality TV'

By Robert Paul Reyes  

"Every year they compile the most popular internet searches, and this year Google has named Honey Boo Boo as the queen of the Reality TV Stars and TV Shows categories."

Kris Jenner of the Kardashians and the professional dancers of DWTS have heaped hatred and ridicule on Honey Boo Boo Child, but it's the precocious child from Georgia who is the Google Queen of Reality Stars.

When Google anointed Honey Boo Boo as queen of the Reality TV Stars it carried the moral authority of the Pope anointing a holy person a saint.

The Kardashians, Snooki, and Brittany Kerr better redneckognize that Honey Boo Boo is the Queen of Reality TV.

If in a couple of years Honey Boo Boo dies from a drug OD or alcohol poisoning, all of her obituaries should acknowledge that she was the Queen of Reality TV Stars.

I can't wait until the return of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo."

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