Man Builds Nativity Scene Made Out of Potato Chips

By Robert Paul Reyes  

"An Illinois market owner (Rocco Gailloreto) said a potato chip resembling the baby Jesus led him to build an entire nativity scene from chips."

If one of the chips in my bag looked like an anatomically-correct adult movie starlet, I would probably devour it without noticing there was anything special about it. I guess you could say, I love me some chips.

I imagine Rocco is so religious he probably examines his crap before he flushes it down the toilet, just in case it might resemble Jesus.

Rocco's neighbors are probably happy he thinks the chip resembles the Baby Jesus instead of an adult movie star, I bet they wouldn't be too thrilled if he set up an orgy scene in his front yard made out of chips.

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