Paris Hilton Wins $30,000 Playing Blackjack

"Just won 30k playing blackjack at @WynnLasVegas!" the year older and wiser luckier star tweeted early Saturday morning. "#Yes! #BirthdayGirlsLuck! I love gambling!"

I hate gambling! I hate Twitter! I hate Paris Hilton! I hate my life!

Thirty thousand isn't even chump change for Hilton, but yet the Gods of gambling decided to bless her. Not only that, but she's probably financially compensated for mentioning The Las Vegas Wynn hotel on her Twitter account."

Don't even bother to pray that God will bless you, or that you will get lucky. There is no hope for any of us in a world where good things happen to a Paris Hilton.

Come to think of it, Hilton probably didn't win any money at the blackjack table. The pop tart may be lucky but she doesn't have the necessary skill to win that much money. Wynn probably just gave her the money to mention his hotel.

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