John Travolta And Olivia Newton-John Release Cheesy Xmas Video
"Viewers got chills, but it wasn't quite electrifying.
John Travolta and Olivia Newton John reunited for the video for the song, 'I Think You Might Like It,' off their holiday-themed charity album, This Christmas. But fans of Grease may be in for a slight disappointment."
Where have you gone Vinnie Barbarino? Nostalgic baby boomers look at what you've become, and we want to hurl.
Where have you gone Olivia Newton John? At one time you were the hottest thing to ever escape from Down Under, but now nobody wants to get physical with you!
Richard Simmons and Mr. T should bow down to the creators of this video; it's the cheesiest thing in the history of Western Civilization.
Travolta and Newton-John no longer possess the physical agility to do intricate and energetic dance moves; they are reduced to slow motion western style toe-tapping.
At least Travolta and Newton-John haven't packed on the pounds, but age has caught up with them in every other way.
This Christmas-themed video doesn't make me very jolly; it renders me depressed and suicidal. It's not the type of cheesy video that you can enjoy in an ironic sense as long as you have plenty of weed and Doritos.
This video will make you yearn for Dec. 21, 2012, not Dec. 24.
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