Eminem's Daughter Calls Taylor Swift a Whore

By Robert Paul Reyes  

"Eminem's daughter waged a war against Taylor Swift, accusing the country crooner of "whoring around" to make an album.

A Twitter account supposedly run by the rapper's 16-year-old daughter, Hailie Mathers, unleashed a string of anti-Swift rants late Tuesday.

'Dear @taylorswift13, please stop whoring around with every guy you see,' user @hailiejade_x wrote. 'We all know you're only doing it so you can make another album.'"

Swift moves from one relationship to another quicker than a bunny hops from one rabbit patch to another.

You can be sure that Swift will use her relationship drama as fodder for her next album. Don't get me wrong, there's a place for confessional songwriting. Artists in this genre like Carole King, Tori Amos, and Liz Phair have used their personal drama as material to create masterpiece albums.

But Swift's output can best be compared to a hot heap of cow dung; there is nothing witty or creative about her breakup songs.

I used to think, that we, were forever ever ever
And I used to say never say never
Huh, he calls me up and he's like, I still love you
And i'm like, i'm just, I mean this is exhausting, you know
We are never getting back together, like ever.

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift

And I'm like just freakin' kill me, like please don't make me listen to this bullcrap.

I wince when I hear Swift's pop drivel described as "country music", I bet even the laidback Willie Nelson is tempted to put down his bong for a moment and pick up a machete when he hears the teen queen referred to as a country singer.

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