Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan's Bank Accounts Seized By IRS
"It's hard to keep up with all of Lindsay Lohan's troubles lately. She was recently arrested and charged with assault in New York, and in California, she was charged the same day with three other crimes. But now Lohan has her finances to worry about, according to TMZ.
The IRS has seized all of the star's bank accounts, the website reported, because she owes more than $200,000 for unpaid taxes."
If the IRS seizes the master copies of all her movies, the American public will be forever grateful.
Hopefully a burglar will steal all of the pop tart's alcohol and drugs, she's done enough drugs to last her a lifetime.
Reportedly about a week ago Charlie Sheen gave the train wreck $100,000 to help her pay off the IRS; let's hope the moron doesn't give her any more money.
Charlie instead of giving your money to a loser like Lohan, use some common sense and spend it on cocaine and adult movie starlets.
It was the IRS that finally nabbed Al Capone, thus far judges have let Lohan get away with murder, let's hope that the IRS will be able to put Lohan behind bars.
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