Adam Levine Hates Honey Boo Boo Child With a Passion

By Robert Paul Reyes  

"'Seriously, Honey Boo Boo is the DECAY of Western civilization,' the Maroon 5 frontman and American Horror Story actor told GQ. 'Just because so many people watch the show doesn't mean it's good.'

'So many people witness atrocities and can't take their eyes away from them, but that doesn't mean they're good. That show is literally The. Worst. Thing. That's. Ever. Happened. It's complete fuc**** ignorance and the most despicable way to treat your kids. Fuc* those people. You can put that in the magazine: Fuc* those idiots. They're just the worst. Sorry, I'm so sensitive to that like, I don't know, man, it's upsetting. Just to clarify, I said, FUC* THOSE PEOPLE."

I think what Adam Levine is trying to say is "F*** Those People." And who are those people that the foppish pop star wants to f***? I guess anybody who doesn't wear trendy skinny jeans, duets with the likes of Christina Aguilera, and stars in a derivative singing competition TV show.

It's reality TV in general and second-rate reality singing competition shows in particular that are the decay of Western civilization.

Honey Boo Boo Child and her clan are the epitome of family values, and for every celeb who hates on her there are a dozen, like Anderson Cooper, who love her to death. Not to mention the millions of regular folks who can't get enough of the precocious child and her wonderful family.

Adam Levine, I hope you rot in hell. You bastard! You scum of the Earth! F*** people like him.

Oops! I apologize, I was channeling Levine there for a moment.

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