Turkish Plastic Surgeon Performs 60 Mustache Implants Per Month
"A Turkish plastic surgeon says he's keeping busy performing mustache implants on men wanting to project virility, wisdom and maturity." - UPI
Dr. Selahattin Tulunay is kept busy performing about 60 of the procedures each month, I hope he makes these losers look like Groucho Marx.
The operation is not cheap, it will set back a desperate idiot about $7,000, for that kind of loot a man in Turkey can buy a nice car. A sports car is much more of a chick magnet, than a fancy mustache.
A dude who has hair removed from his back or his a** to be used for a mustache is projecting anything but virility, wisdom and maturity.
Such a moron isn't virile, his body doesn't produce enough testosterone for facial hair. He certainly isn't wise, there are a 7,000 better ways to spend $7,000. He isn't mature, only an immature and insecure jerk would throw his money away on such a vain project.
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