Fisherman Leaves Tub of Scallop Organs in Wrong Car

By Robert Paul Reyes  

"A Maine fisherman's wife said he is trying to find a plastic tub of scallop organs he placed in a car he mistakenly thought belonged to a graduate student.

Michelle Mays of Southwest Harbor said her husband, Andy, spent six months collecting scallops and he stored the organs from the sea creatures in formaldehyde as part of a research project.

'What we don't want is someone to say, 'What the hell is this doing in my car?' and throw it away,' she said.

If I found a plastic tub of scallop organs in my car, I would exclaim, "What the hell is this doing in my car", and throw the crap away.

I would not post a "lost and found" ad on Craigslist or create a Facebook page for the tub of scallop organs.

I would dismiss the scallop organs as a random act of tomfoolery, and worry about more important matters, like why on Earth do well-compensated particle physicists like Leonard and Sheldon have to share a crummy apartment.

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