Wannabe Rapper Steals School Bus To Drive To Detroit
"A would-be rapper's burgeoning musical career hit a snag last week, when police pulled him over in the school bus he allegedly stole from the west side of the state so he could drive to Detroit to record music, according to a release issued by police Tuesday.
Washtenaw County sheriff's deputies arrested Josiah Daniel Curtis, 25, of Grand Rapids at about 10 a.m. on Thanksgiving after receiving a call reporting that someone was driving a school bus erratically." - Detroit NewsThis turkey's misadventures happened on Thanksgiving; he should have stayed home, ate some turkey, and rapped "Ice Ice Baby" in the shower.
The wannabe rapper attempted to steal seven buses from a locked gate, crashing several before succeeding in driving off in one of the vehicles. If the rapping thing doesn't work out, a career as a NASCAR driver is out of the question.
Ain't no rapper would be caught dead driving around in a school bus; this hapless rapper should have stolen a Cadillac Escalade or carjacked a Hummer.
Ain't no cars or music produced in Detroit these days, the Vanilla Ice wannabe should have hopped on a bus to New York or Los Angeles. LOL, I guess it really doesn't matter where he went; homebody is more likely to get a cap in the ass than a recording contract.
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