Cops Find 2 Alligators, Weed, Stripper Pole, and Exotic Dancer At Scene of Crime
"Thurston County sheriff's deputies called to a house near Olympia on the report of a shooting Monday night were quick to edge away from a room after being greeted by two hissing alligators guarding a large marijuana stash.
Alligators, a pot growing operation, an exotic dancer and gunfire were all elements of the criminal investigation inside the house in the normally quiet Scott Lake neighborhood.
Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Greg Elwin said that at one point a detective compared the scene to a Hollywood film."This house contained a floor to ceiling brass pole, enough weed to keep Snoop Dogg high for weeks, and an exotic dancer. And two hissing alligators, because you can't expect two yapping poodles to protect paradise.
The homeowner shot at a man who wanted to smoke his weed, hook up with the exotic dancer or kill his alligators to make shoes.
The 41-year-old homeowner was arrested for attempted murder, and animal control confiscated his alligators. No word as to who went home with the lovey exotic dancer, but I'm sure the cops are going to be grooving to Bob Marley and smoking a lot of weed.
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