Russian 'End Of The World' Kit Only $27
"Russians can face the Mayan apocalypse fully prepared thanks to a kit being sold that includes a bottle of vodka and - as a nod to pessimists - some rope.
For those who think they might have a chance of surviving whatever comes on Dec. 21, the kits contain other staples: a packet of buckwheat, a can of fish, candles, matches, notepad, pencil, heart and other medication, and soap. It also has a helpful tutorial on post-apocalypse board games to pass the time after the world as we know it comes to an end."There's a slight problem with the Russian "end of the world" kit, every Russian household that can afford vodka already has at least a couple of bottles.
But the rope might come in handy for those who don't dare brave the post-apocalyptic Russia where the Pu**y Riot girls are in charge and Putin is their lapdog.
The Russian kit really sucks; I would trade the vodka for weed, the fish for Twinkies, and the buckwheat for popcorn. What the hell is buckwheat, anyway?
The only game I would want to play in a post-apocalyptic world would be Russian Roulette.
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