Fake Dentist Kisses Lady on Her Rear End
"Authorities in Florida said a man (John Collazos) allegedly posed as a dentist and kissed the buttocks of a female patient after giving her an injection.
Investigators said Collazos had the woman come to an apartment he had made up to look like a dentist's office, complete with a waiting room, and charged her $65 to treat her toothache. Police said he also allegedly touched the woman's genitals inappropriately."
When the dentist's office turned out to be located in an apartment building, the woman should have realized that there was something fishy going on.
When Collazos told the woman, "I need you to lower your panties so I can give you an injection in the butt", you'd think she would finally realize that that he was a perverted quack.
Apparently it wasn't until Collazos touched the lady's genitals inappropriately; that it finally dawned on her that he wasn't a real dentist.
How does a fake dentist touch a lady's genitals in an appropriate way?
This dude went to a lot of expense and trouble to fulfill his weird sexual fantasy, if only he would expend similar energy to learning a trade.
Collazos was released after posting $1,000 bail.
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