Lindsay Lohan Not Thrilled To Learn She Has New Half-Sister

By Robert Paul Reyes  

"An extra setting will not be set at the Lohan house this Thanksgiving.

Lindsay Lohan hit headlines last week when it was revealed that paternity tests proved her father Michael is also a father to a 17-year-old Montana girl named Ashley Kauffman.

But it seems the news of a long-lost sister has the Mean Girls actress feeling indifferent."

Lindsay Lohan isn't exactly thrilled about learning that she has a half-sister, and who can blame her? Lilo's born-again dad has had a few out-of-wedlock kids, who can keep track of them all?

Ashley shouldn't be shedding tears over not being invited to the Lohans for Thanksgiving; I'd rather receive an invitation to break bread with the Manson Family.

I hope Ashley doesn't make any attempts to get to know her biological father or her notorious half-sister. Spending even a couple of hours with the Lohan family is enough to turn even Mother Teresa into a serial killer.

I hope Ashley has a normal and happy Thanksgiving with her family in Montana, and I pray that the cops won't have to make a visit to the Lohans.

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