Honey Boo Boo Has Nothing But Love For Everyone
When Honey Boo Boo Child learned that her sister's baby was born with three thumbs she declared: I wish I had an extra thumb, and then I could grab more cheese balls!
We don't have to make a pilgrimage to a high mountain peak to commune with a Zen master, enlightenment is only a click of the remote away.
The pudgy and mischievous Honey Boo Boo Child has more wisdom is her cheese ball stained pinky than the Dalai Lama has in his entire frail body.
Honey isn't afraid that having an extra thumb would make her look like a freak, she doesn't give a rat's ass what others think of her.
Honey thinks only of the practical benefits of having an extra digit, she can grab more cheese balls.
Honey realizes that life isn't about the accumulation of material possessions, it's about farting and belching with abandon and eating as many cheese balls as your little heart desires.
Honey's grubby little paws may be orange from grabbing cheese balls, but her heart is pure as the driven snow.
Honey Boo Boo Child doesn't hate on anyone, she loves the whole world, even a baby born with three thumbs.
I ain't got crap to learn from the Pope or the Dalai Lama, but I'm confident that if I spend a day with Honey Boo Boo Child and her family that I would attain nirvana.
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